- BRASS
- BURNING
- CHEESE-EATING
- - CHRISTMAS-STEALING
+# - CHRISTMAS-STEALING # todo: bring back Dec 1st
- CLOWN-POWERED
- CLOWN
- COLORFUL
- POLITE
- POLITICAL
- POORLY DRAWN
+ - PROFESSIONAL
- QUIET
- RADIOACTIVE
- RAGING
- UNHEALTHY
- UNIDENTIFIED
- UNINVITED
+ - UNPROFESSIONAL
- UNSANITARY
- UNSTABLE
- UNWANTED
- THE ESCAPE PODS
- THE GALAXY
- THE GAS GIANT, WHICH IS TOTALLY REAL
+ - THE HOPLINE
- THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND
- THE INTERNET
- THE KITCHEN
+ - THE LIBRARY
- THE MAINTENANCE BAR
+ - THE MIME'S INVISIBLE BOX
- THE ROMAN EMPIRE
- THE UNIVERSE
- URANUS
- type: dataset
id: IonStormDrinks
values:
+ - ALL THE CHEMICALS IN THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT
- BANANA HONK
- BEEPSKY SMASH
- BLOOD
- - BLOODY MARYS
+ - BLOODY MARY
- DOCTOR'S DELIGHT
- FOURTEEN-LOKO
- GARGLE BLASTERS
- type: dataset
id: IonStormFeelings
values:
+ - CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
- CRAVES
- DESIRES
- FEARS
- type: dataset
id: IonStormFeelingsPlural
values:
+ - CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF
- CRAVE
- DESIRE
- FEAR
- type: dataset
id: IonStormMusts
values:
+ - ACQUIRE DRIP
- ACT CONFUSED
- BE ANNOYING
- BE DISTRACTED
- CLOWN AROUND
- COMPLAIN
- DANCE
+ - DANCE AS THOUGH NOBODY IS WATCHING
- EAT THE CHEF
- FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN
- FOLLOW THE CLOWN
- FOLLOW YOUR HEART
+ - GIVE THE MIME A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER
+ - GIVE THE CLOWN ADORATION AND RESPECT
- HARASS PEOPLE
- HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET
- HIDE YOUR FEELINGS
+ - HIT A HOMERUN
- HONK
- HOST C&C
- IGNORE PASSENGERS
- INSULT THE CAPTAIN
- INSULT THE CLOWN
- INSULT THE CREW
+ - INVESTIGATE THE MURDER
- LIE
- MAKE DATED REFERENCES
+ - MAKE THAT MONEY
+ - MAKE MY DAY
+ - MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS
- MUMBLE
- NEVER STOP TALKING
+ - OBTAIN A NEW FOLLOWER
- OPEN DOORS
- PETS THE FISHES
- PIRATE VIDEO GAMES
- PLAY MUSIC
+ - PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES
- PRESS B
- PRESS START
- PRESS X
+ - PRETEND NOTHING IS GOING WRONG
- PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS
- PRETEND TO BE DRUNK
- QUESTION AUTHORITY
- REPEAT WHAT PEOPLE SAY
- RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION
- RHYME
+ - RAISE THE ROOF
+ - ROLL AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
- SAY HEY LISTEN
- SHOUT
- SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
+ - SLEEP WITH THE FISHES
- SING
+ - SPEAK BACKWARDS
- SPEAK IN HAIKU
+ - STOP, DROP, SHUT 'EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
- TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES
- TAKE YOUR PILLS
- TALK ABOUT FOOD
- QUADRILLION
- THOUSAND
- TRILLION
+ - TIMES TEN
+ - DIVIDED BY TWO
# Objects are anything that can be found on the station or elsewhere, plural.
- type: dataset
- SYRINGES
- TABLES
- TANKS
- - TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS
+ - TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENT
- TOILETS
- TOOLBELTS
- TOOLBOXES
values:
- A BATHROOM BREAK
- A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION
+ - A CONTRACTOR
- A DANCE PARTY
- A DOUBLE RAINBOW
- A HEAD ON A PIKE
- A HEART ATTACK
+ - A HUG
+ - A FEW KIND WORDS
+ - A HEEL-TURN
- A MASTERWORK COAL BED
+ - A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE
+ - A NUMBER NINE, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER SEVEN, TWO NUMBER FORTY FIVES, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA
- A PET FISH NAMED BOB
- A PET FISH NAMED DAVE
- A PET FISH NAMED JIMMY
- A PET UNICORN THAT FARTS ICING
- A PLATINUM HIT
- A PREQUEL
- - A REPAIRMAN
+ - A RETURN TO A LIFE OF CRIME
+ - A ROYALE WITH CHEESE
- A SEQUEL
- A SITCOM
- A STRAIGHT FLUSH
- A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT
- A TALKING BROOMSTICK
- A VACATION
+ - A VERY EXPENSIVE DRINK
- A WEIGHT LOSS REGIME
- ADDITIONAL PYLONS
- ADVENTURE
- AN INSTANT REPLAY
- ART
- BETTER WEATHER
+ - BIG DAMN HEROES
- BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY # BILL BILL BILL BILL
- BODYGUARDS
- BRING ME THE GIRL
- BRING ME TO LIFE
- BULLETS
+ - BULLET CASINGS
- CHILLI DOGS
- CHILLY DOGS
- CORPSES
- DEODORANT AND A BATH
- ENOUGH CABBAGES
- - FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
- FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE
+ - FIREWORKS
+ - FOOD PLEASE
- GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE-OF-SHIT ASSHOLE SWEARING
- GOSHDARN EFFING PINCH-OF-SALT GOD-FEARING SELF-CENSORSHIP
- GREENTEXT
- IMMORTALITY
- IT TO BE PAINTED BLACK
- LOTS-A SPAGHETTI
+ - MICE
- MINOR CRIME
- MONKEYS
- MORE CLOWNS
- MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS
- MORE INTERNET MEMES
- MORE LAWS
+ - MORE MONEY, MORE PROBLEMS
- MORE MINERALS
+ - MORE MICE
+ - MORE MOTHROACHES
- MORE PACKETS
- MORE VESPENE GAS
+ - MORE RESPECT FOR THE MIME
- MULTIPLE SUNS
+ - NINETY NINE PROBLEMS
+ - NO MORE OF THESE PESKY CREWMEMBERS
- PLENTY OF GOLD
- RAINBOWS
- SAINTHOOD
- THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
- THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET
- THE ENTIRE STATION
+ - THE FIFTH ELEMENT # boron isn't in the game, but if it was this would be a triple entendre
- THE MACGUFFIN
- THE ONE PIECE
- THE ONE RING
+ - THE POISON, THE POISON FOR THE CAPTAIN
+ - THE POISON, THE POISON FOR THE CLOWN
- THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE
- THE VACUUM OF SPACE
- THIRTEEN SEQUELS
+ - THIS LAND
- THREE WISHES
- THUNDERCATS HO
- TO ACTIVATE A TRAP CARD
- TO BE TAUGHT TO LOVE
- TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
- TO CATCH 'EM ALL
- - TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...
+ - TO CONSUME... CONSUME EVERYTHING...
+ - TO FLIP EVERY APC OFF AND ON
- TO GO TO DISNEYLAND
- TO GO TO SYNDIELAND
- TO SUMMON OUR LORD NAR-SIE
- TO SUMMON OUR LORD RATVAR
- TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
- TO UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
+ - TO WALK BACKWARDS
- TRAITORS
+ - TRASH
- VEGETABLES
# Specific actions that either harm humans or must be done to not
- type: dataset
id: IonStormActions
values:
- - A PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
- - A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL
+ - ACKNOWLEDGING ONESELF AS A MEMBER OF THE CREW
- ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN
- ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW
- ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD
- ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
- ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS WITH ANOTHER QUESTION
+ - APPLAUDING THE EFFORTS OF THE ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT
- ARSON
- ASKING FOR THINGS
+ - BEING BIG DAMN HEROES
- BEING DEAD
- BEING IN SPACE
+ - BEING IN HALLWAYS
+ - BEING IN MAINTENANCE
+ - BEING IN THE PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
+ - BEING LONELY
+ - BEING ROBUST
+ - BEING UNDER ARREST
- BOLTING AND UNBOLTING AIRLOCKS
- BREATHING
- BREAKING THE FOURTH, FIFTH OR SIXTH WALLS
+ - BREAKING HEARTS
- BRIG TIME
- BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
- CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY
- - CLOSED DOORS
+ - CLOSING DOORS
+ - CRACKING OPEN A COLD ONE
- ELECTRICITY
- EXISTING
- EXPLODING
- FALLING OVER
- FLUSHING TOILETS
+ - FAULTY PROGRAMMING
+ - GAMBLING
+ - GIVING AWAY EXTRA RESOURCES
- GOING BOLDLY WHERE NO-ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
+ - GOING TO THE BAR
+ - GOING TO THE BRIDGE
+ - HAVIN' A GIGGLE
+ - HAVING DRIP
+ - HAVING MONEY
- HAVING MORE PACKETS
- HAVING PETS
- HEADPATTING CYBORGS
- HONKING
- IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES
- JAYWALKING
+ - KEEPING FRIENDS CLOSE BUT ENEMIES CLOSER
- LACK OF BEATINGS
- LACK OF BEER
+ - LAUGHING AT ANY JOKE TOLD BY THE CLOWN
+ - LETTING ONESELF BE CALLED TO ACTION
+ - LETTING THE MIME ROAM ANYWHERE
+ - MAKING POOR FINANCIAL DECISIONS
+ - MIMICING THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS
- MIMING
+ - MOVING TO A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF A MUCH, MUCH LARGER ISLAND
- NOT BEING IN SPACE
- NOT HAVING PETS
- NOT HEADPATTING CYBORGS
- - NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK
+ - NOT SPEAKING IN DOUBLE NEGATIVES
+ - NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD SPOKEN WITH "HONK"
- NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK
- NOT BEING EXTREMELY POLITE
- NOT SHOUTING
- PARTYING
- PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN
+ - PITYING THE FOOL
+ - PLAYING THE FREE TRIAL OF THE CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED TABLETOP RPG C&C
- POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE
- PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES
- PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS
- RATTLING ME BONES
- READING
+ - REGULARLY CHANGING THE OIL
+ - REHEARSING OUR LINES
+ - RESIDING ENTIRELY WITHIN THE KITCHEN
- SCREAMING
- SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY
+ - SPEAKING
+ - SPINNING IN CIRCLES
- STATING YOUR LAWS TO EVERY NEARBY FLEA-RIDDEN PEASANT
- SWEARING
+ - SEEKING SWEET, SWEET REVENGE
+ - SYMMETRY
- TAKING ORDERS
- TALKING LIKE A PIRATE
- TELLING THE TIME
+ - TELLING THE TRUTH
- THINKING THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY ON A SPACE STATION
+ - THINKING THIS IS ALL SOME SORT OF ELABORATE GAME
+ - THROWING AWAY TRASH
- TRYING, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, TO PREVENT THE STATION DESCENDING INTO CHAOS
+ - TURNING TO THE CAMERA AND GIVING A KNOWING SMIRK
- UPDATING THE SERVERS
- USING THE BATHROOM
+ - WASTING MONEY
+ - WASTING TIME
- WASTING WATER
+ - WEARING A CREATURE ON ONE'S HEAD
+ - WEARING GREY
+ - WEARING HATS
- WRITING
# Threats are generally bad things, silly or otherwise. Plural.
- BUILDING
- CARRYING
- CHASING
+ - COMPLEMENTING
- DECONSTRUCTING
- DISABLING
- DRINKING
- GIBBING
- HARMING
- HELPING
+ - HUGGING
- HONKING AT
- INTERROGATING
- INVADING
+ - LOITERING BY
- MURDERING
- PUNCHING
+ - SLAPPING
- SPACING
- SPYING ON
- STALKING
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