You sit on a throne of lies
- "You can weld glass shards into glass sheets."
- "By right clicking on a player, and then clicking the heart icon, you can quickly examine them to check for injuries or how badly they're bleeding. You can also do this to yourself."
- "Monkeys and kobolds have a rare chance to be sentient. Ook!"
- - "Lottery crates can very rarely contain The Throngler."
- "You can tell if an area with firelocks up is spaced by looking to see if the firelocks have lights beside them."
- "Instead of picking it up, you can alt-click food to eat it. This also works for mice and other creatures without hands."