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+news-dataset-1 = Tree stuck in tajaran; firefighters baffled.
+news-dataset-2 = Armadillos want aardvarks removed from dictionary claims 'here first'.
+news-dataset-3 = Angel found dancing on pinhead ordered to stop; cited for public nuisance.
+news-dataset-4 = Letters claim they are better than number; 'Always have been'.
+news-dataset-5 = Pens proclaim pencils obsolete, 'lead is dead'.
+news-dataset-6 = Rock and paper sues scissors for discrimination.
+news-dataset-7 = Steak tell-all book reveals he never liked sitting by potato.
+news-dataset-8 = Woodchuck stops counting how many times he’s chucked 'Never again'.
+news-dataset-9 = 'Here kitty kitty' no longer preferred tajaran retrieval technique.
+news-dataset-10 = Man travels 7000 light years to retrieve lost hankie, 'It was my favourite'.
+news-dataset-11 = New bowling lane that shoots mini-meteors at bowlers very popular.
+news-dataset-12 = Skrell marries computer; wedding attended by 100 modems.
+news-dataset-13 = Chef reports successfully using harmonica as cheese grater.
+news-dataset-14 = Nanotrasen invents handkerchief that says 'Bless you' after sneeze.
+news-dataset-15 = Clone accused of posing for other clones’s school photo.
+news-dataset-16 = Clone accused of stealing other clones’s employee of the month award.
+news-dataset-17 = Woman robs station with hair dryer; crewmen love new style.
+news-dataset-18 = This space for rent.
+news-dataset-19 = Skrell Scientist Discovers Abacus Can Be Used To Dry Towels
+news-dataset-20 = Survey: 'Cheese Louise' Voted Best Pizza Restaurant In Tau Ceti
+news-dataset-21 = Swamp Gas Verified To Be Exhalations Of Stars--Movie Stars--Long Passed
+news-dataset-22 = Tainted Broccoli Weapon Of Choice For Syndicate Assassins
+news-dataset-23 = Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese
+news-dataset-24 = Broccoli Found To Cause Grumpiness In Monkeys
+news-dataset-25 = Giant Hairball Has Perfect Grammar But Rolls rr's Too Much, Linguists Say
+news-dataset-26 = Gibson Gazette Updates Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates
+news-dataset-27 = Taj Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice
+news-dataset-28 = Survey: 3 Out Of 5 Skrell Loathe Modern Art
+news-dataset-29 = Skrell Scientist Discovers Gravity While Falling Down Stairs
+news-dataset-30 = Humans Everywhere Agree: Purring Tajarans Are Happy Tajarans
+news-dataset-31 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Gazette Is Sdrawkcab
+news-dataset-32 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Hard To Have Too Much Shelf Space
+news-dataset-33 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Wine And Friendships Get Better With Age
+news-dataset-34 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands
+news-dataset-35 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Don't Have To Fool All The People, Just The Right Ones
+news-dataset-36 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: If You Made The Mess, You Clean It Up
+news-dataset-37 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission
+news-dataset-38 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself
+news-dataset-39 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy
+news-dataset-40 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Better To Yield Right Of Way Than To Demand It
+news-dataset-41 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: A Person Who Likes Cats Can't Be All Bad
+news-dataset-42 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Help Is The Sunny Side Of Control
+news-dataset-43 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Two Points Determine A Straight Line
+news-dataset-44 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Reading Improves The Mind And Lifts The Spirit
+news-dataset-45 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Better To Aim High And Miss Then To Aim Low And Hit
+news-dataset-46 = From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Meteors Often Strike The Same Place More Than Once
+news-dataset-47 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Look Both Ways Before Boarding The Shuttle
+news-dataset-48 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Hold On; Sudden Stops Sometimes Necessary
+news-dataset-49 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Keep Fingers Away From Moving Panels
+news-dataset-50 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Shuttles
+news-dataset-51 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Return Seats And Trays To Their Proper Upright Position
+news-dataset-52 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Eating And Drinking In Docking Bays Is Prohibited
+news-dataset-53 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Accept No Substitutes, And Don't Be Fooled By Imitations
+news-dataset-54 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Do Not Remove This Tag Under Penalty Of Law
+news-dataset-55 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Always Mix Thoroughly When So Instructed
+news-dataset-56 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Try To Keep Six Month's Expenses In Reserve
+news-dataset-57 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Change Not Given Without Purchase
+news-dataset-58 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: If You Break It, You Buy It
+news-dataset-59 = Tommy B. Saif Sez: Reservations Must Be Cancelled 48 Hours Prior To Event To Obtain Refund
+news-dataset-60 = Doughnuts: Is There Anything They Can't Do
+news-dataset-61 = If Tin Whistles Are Made Of Tin, What Do They Make Foghorns Out Of?
+news-dataset-62 = Broccoli discovered to be colonies of tiny aliens with murder on their minds
+
+## Commented
+# {{AFFECTED}} clerk first person able to pronounce '@*$%!'.
+# {{AFFECTED}} delis serving boiled paperback dictionaries, 'Adjectives chewy' customers declare.
+# {{AFFECTED}} weather deemed 'boring'; meteors and rad storms to be imported.
+# Most {{AFFECTED}} security officers prefer cream over sugar.
+# Palindrome speakers conference in {{AFFECTED}}; 'Wow!' says Otto.
+# Question mark worshipped as deity by ancient {{AFFECTED}} dwellers.
+# Spilled milk causes whole {{AFFECTED}} populace to cry.
+# World largest carp patty at display on {{AFFECTED}}.
+# Guy gets tattoo of Tau Ceti on chest '[pick(CentCom,star,starship,asteroid)] tickles most'.
+# {{AFFECTED}} Baker Wins Pickled Crumpet Toss Three Years Running
+# I Was Framed, jokes {{AFFECTED}} artist
+# Mysterious Loud Rumbling Noises In {{AFFECTED}} Found To Be Mysterious Loud Rumblings
+# Alien ambassador becomes lost on {{AFFECTED}}, refuses to ask for directions
+# Survey: 80% Of People on {{AFFECTED}} Love Clog-Dancing
+# {{AFFECTED}} Phonebooks Print All Wrong Numbers; Results In 15 New Marriages
+# Tajaran Burglar Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}, Mistaken For Dalmatian
+# Esoteric Verbosity Culminates In Communicative Ennui, {{AFFECTED}} Academics Note
+# Boy Saves Tajaran From Tree on {{AFFECTED}}, Thousands Cheer
+# Shipment Of Apples Overturns, {{AFFECTED}} Diner Offers Applesauce Special
+# Spotted Owl Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}
-- type: dataset
- id: news
+- type: localizedDataset
+ id: News
values:
- - "Tree stuck in tajaran; firefighters baffled."
- - "Armadillos want aardvarks removed from dictionary claims 'here first'."
- - "Angel found dancing on pinhead ordered to stop; cited for public nuisance."
- - "Letters claim they are better than number; 'Always have been'."
- - "Pens proclaim pencils obsolete, 'lead is dead'."
- - "Rock and paper sues scissors for discrimination."
- - "Steak tell-all book reveals he never liked sitting by potato."
- - "Woodchuck stops counting how many times he’s chucked 'Never again'."
-# - "{{AFFECTED}} clerk first person able to pronounce '@*$%!'."
-# - "{{AFFECTED}} delis serving boiled paperback dictionaries, 'Adjectives chewy' customers declare."
-# - "{{AFFECTED}} weather deemed 'boring'; meteors and rad storms to be imported."
-# - "Most {{AFFECTED}} security officers prefer cream over sugar."
-# - "Palindrome speakers conference in {{AFFECTED}}; 'Wow!' says Otto."
-# - "Question mark worshipped as deity by ancient {{AFFECTED}} dwellers."
-# - "Spilled milk causes whole {{AFFECTED}} populace to cry."
-# - "World largest carp patty at display on {{AFFECTED}}."
- - "'Here kitty kitty' no longer preferred tajaran retrieval technique."
- - "Man travels 7000 light years to retrieve lost hankie, 'It was my favourite'."
- - "New bowling lane that shoots mini-meteors at bowlers very popular."
-# - "Guy gets tattoo of Tau Ceti on chest '[pick("CentCom","star","starship","asteroid")] tickles most'."
- - "Skrell marries computer; wedding attended by 100 modems."
- - "Chef reports successfully using harmonica as cheese grater."
- - "Nanotrasen invents handkerchief that says 'Bless you' after sneeze."
- - "Clone accused of posing for other clones’s school photo."
- - "Clone accused of stealing other clones’s employee of the month award."
- - "Woman robs station with hair dryer; crewmen love new style."
- - "This space for rent."
-# - "{{AFFECTED}} Baker Wins Pickled Crumpet Toss Three Years Running"
- - "Skrell Scientist Discovers Abacus Can Be Used To Dry Towels"
- - "Survey: 'Cheese Louise' Voted Best Pizza Restaurant In Tau Ceti"
-# - "I Was Framed, jokes {{AFFECTED}} artist"
-# - "Mysterious Loud Rumbling Noises In {{AFFECTED}} Found To Be Mysterious Loud Rumblings"
-# - "Alien ambassador becomes lost on {{AFFECTED}}, refuses to ask for directions"
- - "Swamp Gas Verified To Be Exhalations Of Stars--Movie Stars--Long Passed"
- - "Tainted Broccoli Weapon Of Choice For Syndicate Assassins"
- - "Chefs Find Broccoli Effective Tool For Cutting Cheese"
- - "Broccoli Found To Cause Grumpiness In Monkeys"
-# - "Survey: 80% Of People on {{AFFECTED}} Love Clog-Dancing"
- - "Giant Hairball Has Perfect Grammar But Rolls rr's Too Much, Linguists Say"
-# - "{{AFFECTED}} Phonebooks Print All Wrong Numbers; Results In 15 New Marriages"
-# - "Tajaran Burglar Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}, Mistaken For Dalmatian"
- - "Gibson Gazette Updates Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates"
-# - "Esoteric Verbosity Culminates In Communicative Ennui, {{AFFECTED}} Academics Note"
- - "Taj Demand Longer Breaks, Cleaner Litter, Slower Mice"
- - "Survey: 3 Out Of 5 Skrell Loathe Modern Art"
- - "Skrell Scientist Discovers Gravity While Falling Down Stairs"
-# - "Boy Saves Tajaran From Tree on {{AFFECTED}}, Thousands Cheer"
-# - "Shipment Of Apples Overturns, {{AFFECTED}} Diner Offers Applesauce Special"
-# - "Spotted Owl Spotted on {{AFFECTED}}"
- - "Humans Everywhere Agree: Purring Tajarans Are Happy Tajarans"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: One Word In This Gazette Is Sdrawkcab"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Hard To Have Too Much Shelf Space"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Wine And Friendships Get Better With Age"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: The Insides Of Golf Balls Are Mostly Rubber Bands"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Don't Have To Fool All The People, Just The Right Ones"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: If You Made The Mess, You Clean It Up"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It Is Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Check Your Facts Before Making A Fool Of Yourself"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: You Can't Outwait A Bureaucracy"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: It's Better To Yield Right Of Way Than To Demand It"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: A Person Who Likes Cats Can't Be All Bad"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Help Is The Sunny Side Of Control"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Two Points Determine A Straight Line"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Reading Improves The Mind And Lifts The Spirit"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Better To Aim High And Miss Then To Aim Low And Hit"
- - "From The Desk Of Wise Guy Sammy: Meteors Often Strike The Same Place More Than Once"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Look Both Ways Before Boarding The Shuttle"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Hold On; Sudden Stops Sometimes Necessary"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Keep Fingers Away From Moving Panels"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: No Left Turn, Except Shuttles"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Return Seats And Trays To Their Proper Upright Position"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Eating And Drinking In Docking Bays Is Prohibited"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Accept No Substitutes, And Don't Be Fooled By Imitations"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Do Not Remove This Tag Under Penalty Of Law"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Always Mix Thoroughly When So Instructed"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Try To Keep Six Month's Expenses In Reserve"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Change Not Given Without Purchase"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: If You Break It, You Buy It"
- - "Tommy B. Saif Sez: Reservations Must Be Cancelled 48 Hours Prior To Event To Obtain Refund"
- - "Doughnuts: Is There Anything They Can't Do"
- - "If Tin Whistles Are Made Of Tin, What Do They Make Foghorns Out Of?"
- - "Broccoli discovered to be colonies of tiny aliens with murder on their minds"
+ prefix: news-dataset-
+ count: 62
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