From: Hitlinemoss <209321380+Hitlinemoss@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Wed, 25 Jun 2025 20:27:27 +0000 (-0400)
Subject: Updated hat descriptions (#38156)
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Updated hat descriptions (#38156)

* Updated hat descriptions

* final touches

* typo fix

* final touchups

* Quote fixes
---

diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/hats.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/hats.yml
index 9bc40688e4..ec7801802b 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/hats.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/hats.yml
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeaverHat
   name: beaver hat
-  description: 'Gentlemen?'
+  description: "\"Gentlemen?\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beaver_hat.rsi
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeret
   name: beret
-  description: A beret, an artists favorite headwear.
+  description: An artist's favorite headwear.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret.rsi
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretFrench
   name: french beret
-  description: A French beret, "vive la France".
+  description: A French beret. "Vive la France!"
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_french.rsi
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretSecurity
   name: security beret
-  description: A stylish clothing option for security officers.
+  description: A beret with the security department's insignia. For officers that are more inclined towards style than safety.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_security.rsi
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatSecurityTrooper
   name: trooper hat
-  description: A campaign hat for the Nanotrasen Troopers, comes with a case too, but you lost it.
+  description: A campaign hat for the Nanotrasen Troopers. It's supposed to come with a case, too...
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/security_trooper_hat.rsi
@@ -108,7 +108,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretEngineering
   name: engineering beret
-  description: A beret with the engineering insignia emblazoned on it. For engineers that are more inclined towards style than safety.
+  description: A beret with the engineering department's insignia. For engineers that are more inclined towards style than safety.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_engineering.rsi
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretQM
   name: quartermaster's beret
-  description: A beret with the cargo's insignia emblazoned on it. For quartermasters that are more inclined towards style.
+  description: A beret with the cargo department's insignia.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_qm.rsi
@@ -159,7 +159,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretWarden
   name: warden's beret
-  description: A corporate blue beret with a warden's rank emblem. For officers that are more inclined towards style than safety.
+  description: A corporate-blue beret with a warden's rank emblem. For officers that are more inclined towards style than safety.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_warden.rsi
@@ -181,7 +181,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretBrigmedic
   name: brigmedical beret
-  description: White beret, looks like a cream pie on the head.
+  description: A white beret for brigmedics.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_brigmedic.rsi
@@ -192,7 +192,7 @@
   parent: [ ClothingHeadBase ]
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretMerc
   name: mercenary beret
-  description: Olive beret, the badge depicts a jackal on a rock.
+  description: An olive beret with a badge depicting a jackal on a rock.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_merc.rsi
@@ -203,7 +203,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretCommand
   name: command beret
-  description: A beret with a Command insignia emblazoned on it. It has an aura of authority.
+  description: A beret with the Nanotrasen logo. It has an aura of authority.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_command.rsi
@@ -219,7 +219,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBowlerHat
   name: bowler hat
-  description: Stylish bowler hat.
+  description: A stylish bowler hat.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/bowler_hat.rsi
@@ -230,7 +230,7 @@
   parent: [ClothingHeadBase, BaseCommandContraband]
   id: ClothingHeadHatCaptain
   name: captain's hardhat
-  description: It's good being the king.
+  description: Feels good being the king.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/captain.rsi
@@ -262,7 +262,7 @@
   parent: [ ClothingHeadBase, BaseCentcommContraband ]
   id: ClothingHeadHatCentcom
   name: CentComm brand hat
-  description: "It's good to be the emperor."
+  description: Feels good being the king's boss.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/centcom.rsi
@@ -273,7 +273,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatChef
   name: chef's hat
-  description: "It's a hat used by chefs to keep hair out of your food. Judging by the food in the mess, they don't work."
+  description: A hat used by chefs to keep their hair out of your food. Judging by the food in the mess, they don't work.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/chefhat.rsi
@@ -304,7 +304,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatFedoraBrown
   name: brown fedora
-  description: It's a brown fedora.
+  description: A brown fedora.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/brownfedora.rsi
@@ -321,7 +321,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatFedoraGrey
   name: grey fedora
-  description: It's a grey fedora.
+  description: A grey fedora.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/greyfedora.rsi
@@ -343,7 +343,7 @@
   parent: [ClothingHeadBase, BaseCommandContraband]
   id: ClothingHeadHatHopcap
   name: head of personnel's cap
-  description: A grand, stylish head of personnel's cap.
+  description: A stylish cap worn by the Head of Personnel. Shows paperwork who's in charge.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/hopcap.rsi
@@ -360,7 +360,7 @@
   parent: [ClothingHeadBase, BaseCommandContraband]
   id: ClothingHeadHatHoshat
   name: head of security cap
-  description: The robust standard-issue cap of the Head of Security. For showing the officers who's in charge.
+  description: A stylish cap worn by the Head of Security. Shows the officers who's in charge.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/hoshat.rsi
@@ -412,7 +412,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatPirate
   name: pirate hat
-  description: 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!'
+  description: "\"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/pirate.rsi
@@ -444,7 +444,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHatWizardBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatRedwizard
   name: red wizard hat
-  description: Strange-looking red hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a real magic user.
+  description: A strange-looking red hat that most certainly belongs to a powerful magic-user.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/redwizard.rsi
@@ -491,7 +491,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatSombrero
   name: sombrero
-  description: "Perfectly for Space Mexico, si?"
+  description: "\"Perfect for Space Mexico, si?\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/sombrero.rsi
@@ -576,7 +576,7 @@
   parent: [ClothingHeadBase, BaseFoldable]
   id: ClothingHeadHatUshanka
   name: ushanka
-  description: "Perfect for winter in Siberia, da?"
+  description: "\"Perfect for winter in Siberia, da?\""
   components:
   - type: Clothing
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/ushanka.rsi
@@ -639,7 +639,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHatWizardBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatVioletwizard
   name: violet wizard hat
-  description: "Strange-looking violet hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a real magic user."
+  description: A strange-looking violet hat that most certainly belongs to a powerful magic-user.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/violetwizard.rsi
@@ -655,7 +655,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatWarden
   name: warden's cap
-  description: A police officer's Hat. This hat emphasizes that you are THE LAW
+  description: This hat emphasizes that you are THE LAW.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/warden.rsi
@@ -688,7 +688,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatWizardFake
   name: fake wizard hat
-  description: It has WIZZARD written across it in sequins. Comes with a cool beard.
+  description: It has "WIZZARD" written across it in garish sequins. Comes with a cool beard.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/wizard_fake.rsi
@@ -711,7 +711,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHatWizardBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatWizard
   name: wizard hat
-  description: Strange-looking blue hat-wear that most certainly belongs to a powerful magic user.
+  description: A strange-looking blue hat that most certainly belongs to a powerful magic-user.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/wizardhat.rsi
@@ -729,7 +729,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatXmasCrown
   name: xmas crown
-  description: 'Happy Christmas!'
+  description: "\"Happy Christmas!\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/xmascrown.rsi
@@ -740,7 +740,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatTrucker
   name: trucker hat
-  description: Formerly Chucks, this hat is yours now.
+  description: Formerly Chuck's, this hat is yours now.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/truckershat.rsi
@@ -799,7 +799,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadPaperSack
   name: papersack hat
-  description: A paper sack with crude holes cut out for eyes. Useful for hiding one's identity or ugliness.
+  description: A paper sack with crude holes cut out for eyes. Useful for hiding one's identity and/or ugliness.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/papersack.rsi
@@ -833,7 +833,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadFishCap
   name: fishing cap
-  description: Women fear me. Fish fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me. As I walk no beast dares make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren Earth.
+  description: "\"Women fear me. Fish fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me. As I walk no beast dares make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren Earth.\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/fishcap.rsi
@@ -844,7 +844,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadWehcellentCap
   name: wehcellent cap
-  description: It was a net hat! Tiders wear them all the time! It's got airholes in the back to keep a cross-breeze going and everything!
+  description: "\"It was a net hat! Tiders wear them all the time! It's got airholes in the back to keep a cross-breeze going and everything!\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/wehcellentcap.rsi
@@ -899,7 +899,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatJester
   name: jester hat
-  description: A hat with bells, to add some merriness to the suit.
+  description: A hat with bells, to add some merriness to your head.
   components:
     - type: Sprite
       sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/jester.rsi
@@ -924,7 +924,7 @@
   parent: [ClothingHeadBase, BaseCommandContraband]
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretCmo
   name: chief medical officer's beret
-  description: Turquoise beret with a cross on the front. The sight of it calms you down and makes it clear that you will be cured.
+  description: A turquoise beret with a cross on the front. The sight of it calms you down and makes it clear that you will be cured.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_cmo.rsi
@@ -941,7 +941,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatPirateTricord
   name: pirate hat
-  description: 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!'
+  description: "\"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/piratetricord.rsi
@@ -1004,7 +1004,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatTacticalMaidHeadband
   name: tactical maid headband
-  description: "A red headband - don't imagine yourself a Rambo and don't pick up a few machine guns."
+  description: A red headband - don't imagine yourself a Rambo and don't pick up a few machine guns.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/tacticalmaidheadband.rsi
@@ -1026,7 +1026,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatMagician
   name: magician's tophat
-  description: "A magician's tophat."
+  description: A magician's top hat.
   components:
   - type: Icon
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/magician.rsi
@@ -1060,7 +1060,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatCapcap
   name: cap cap
-  description: A grand, stylish captain cap.
+  description: A grand, stylish cap worn by the Captain. Shows the station who's in charge.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/capcap.rsi
@@ -1083,7 +1083,7 @@
   parent: [ ClothingHeadBase, BaseCentcommContraband ]
   id: ClothingHeadHatCentcomcap
   name: CentComm cap
-  description: An extravagant, fancy Central Commander cap.
+  description: An extravagant, stylish cap worn by CentComm officials. Shows the Captain who's in charge.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/comcap.rsi
@@ -1188,7 +1188,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBrownFlatcap
   name: brown flatcap
-  description: Stupid clown! You made me look bad!
+  description: "\"Stupid clown! You made me look bad!\""
   components:
   - type: Tag
     tags:
@@ -1202,7 +1202,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatCowboyBrown
   name: brown cowboy hat
-  description: This hat ain't big enough for the both of us.
+  description: "\"This hat ain't big enough for the two of us.\""
   components:
     - type: Sprite
       sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/cowboyhatbrown.rsi
@@ -1310,7 +1310,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatBeretMedic
   name: medical beret
-  description: White beret that encourages you to be clean.
+  description: A sterile white beret.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/beret_medic.rsi
@@ -1321,7 +1321,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadBase
   id: ClothingHeadHatSolidHeadband
   name: solid headband
-  description: "You'll feel like you're Invisible while wearing this! (DISCLAIMER: DOES NOT ACTUALLY MAKE THE WEARER INVISIBLE)"
+  description: "\"You'll feel like you're Invisible while wearing this! (DISCLAIMER: DOES NOT ACTUALLY MAKE THE WEARER INVISIBLE)\""
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Hats/solidheadband.rsi
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/soft.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/soft.yml
index 8b6955fd52..815f86032f 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/soft.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Clothing/Head/soft.yml
@@ -44,7 +44,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatBluesoft
   name: blue cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless blue colour."
+  description: A blue baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/bluesoft.rsi
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatCargosoft
   name: cargo cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat painted in Cargo colours."
+  description: A baseball cap colored to match cargo's uniforms.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/cargosoft.rsi
@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatQMsoft
   name: quartermaster's cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat painted in the Quartermaster's colors."
+  description: A baseball cap colored to match the Quartermaster's uniform.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/qmsoft.rsi
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatCommandSoft
   name: command cap
-  description: It's a baseball hat painted in Command colours.
+  description: A baseball cap in command's distinctive shade of blue.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/commandsoft.rsi
@@ -121,7 +121,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatCorpsoft
   name: corporate cap
-  description: A baseball bat in corporation colors.
+  description: A baseball cap in corporation colors.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/corpsoft.rsi
@@ -137,7 +137,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatGreensoft
   name: green cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless green colour."
+  description: A green baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/greensoft.rsi
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatBlacksoft
   name: black cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless black colour."
+  description: A black baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/blacksoft.rsi
@@ -169,7 +169,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatGreysoft
   name: grey cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless grey colour."
+  description: A grey baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/greysoft.rsi
@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatMimesoft
   name: white cap
-  description: "It's a baseball hat in a tasteless white colour."
+  description: A white baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/mimesoft.rsi
@@ -201,7 +201,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatOrangesoft
   name: orange cap
-  description: It's a baseball hat in a good-looking orange colour.
+  description: An orange baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/orangesoft.rsi
@@ -217,7 +217,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatPurplesoft
   name: purple cap
-  description: It's a baseball hat in a tasteless purple colour.
+  description: A purple baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/purplesoft.rsi
@@ -246,7 +246,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatRedsoft
   name: red cap
-  description: It's a baseball hat in a tasteless red colour.
+  description: A red baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/redsoft.rsi
@@ -262,7 +262,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatSecsoft
   name: security cap
-  description: It's a robust baseball hat in tasteful red colour.
+  description: A baseball cap colored to match security's uniforms.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/secsoft.rsi
@@ -278,7 +278,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatYellowsoft
   name: yellow cap
-  description: A yellow baseball hat.
+  description: A yellow baseball cap.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/yellowsoft.rsi
@@ -310,7 +310,7 @@
   parent: ClothingHeadHeadHatBaseFlippable
   id: ClothingHeadHatParamedicsoft
   name: paramedic cap
-  description: "It's a paramedic's baseball hat with a medical logo."
+  description: A blue baseball cap with a cross on the front.
   components:
   - type: Sprite
     sprite: Clothing/Head/Soft/paramedicsoft.rsi
diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/knife.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/knife.yml
index 993c7eb6ce..72955e0f0d 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/knife.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Entities/Objects/Weapons/Melee/knife.yml
@@ -175,7 +175,7 @@
   parent: BladedFlatcapGrey
   id: BladedFlatcapBrown
   name: brown flatcap
-  description: Stupid clown! You made me look bad! It has glass shards hidden in the brim.
+  description: "\"Stupid clown! You made me look bad!\" It has glass shards hidden in the brim."
   components:
   - type: Construction
     graph: BladedFlatcapBrown