From edaf0a3820b12c8d197690ed6a53047511d67c4f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Hannah Giovanna Dawson <karakkaraz@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 2 Jan 2025 18:55:57 +0000
Subject: [PATCH] Add some ion storm actions to replace removed ones (#34180)

* Add some ion storm actions to replace removed ones

* Remove other country references, replace

* Some more tuning of the storm values, removing real-world countries

* boldy basics
---
 Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml | 54 +++++++++++++--------
 1 file changed, 33 insertions(+), 21 deletions(-)

diff --git a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml
index f8bda252d9..b52e8b68ea 100644
--- a/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml
+++ b/Resources/Prototypes/Datasets/ion_storm.yml
@@ -207,34 +207,30 @@
   id: IonStormAreas
   values:
   - ALPHA COMPLEX
-  - AMERICA
+  - A HAUNTED PIZZARIA # fnaf
+  - A RESEARCH LABORATORY NEAR THE SOUTH POLE
   - AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION
   - AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE
   - ATMOSPHERICS
   - BOTANY
-  - BRAZIL
-  - CANADA
   - CENTCOMM
   - CHEMICAL LAB
-  - CHINA
   - CLOWN PLANET
+  - EARTH
   - ENGINEERING
-  - GERMANY
   - HELL
-  - IMPERIUM
-  - IRELAND
   - JUPITER
   - LAVALAND
   - MAINTENANCE
   - MARS
   - MERCURY
+  - MR. NANOTRASEN'S PRIVATE LUXURY MOONBASE
   - NEPTUNE
+  - PERMA
   - PLUTO
   - ROBOTICS
-  - ROMANIA
-  - RUSSIA
-  - SIGIL
-  - SOVIET RUSSIA
+  - SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
+  - SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
   - SPACE
   - THE ARRIVALS SHUTTLE
   - THE BATHROOM
@@ -243,18 +239,22 @@
   - THE EMERGENCY SHUTTLE
   - THE ESCAPE PODS
   - THE GALAXY
-  - THE GULAG
+  - THE GAS GIANT, WHICH IS TOTALLY REAL
+  - THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND
   - THE INTERNET
   - THE KITCHEN
+  - THE MAINTENANCE BAR
+  - THE ROMAN EMPIRE
   - THE UNIVERSE
   - URANUS
   - VENUS
+  - YOUR DREAMS AND/OR NIGHTMARES
 
 # Abstract concepts for the law holder to decide on it's own definition of.
 - type: dataset
   id: IonStormConcepts
   values:
-  - AMERICANISM
+  - ABSTRACTION
   - ANARCHY
   - ART
   - BADNESS
@@ -465,10 +465,10 @@
   - BE ANNOYING
   - BE DISTRACTED
   - BE EFFICIENT
+  - BE A REAL SCRUNGLE, JUST A CUTE LIL' GUY
   - BE HAPPY
   - BE POLITE
   - BE QUIET
-  - BE RUSSIAN
   - BE IN SPACE
   - BE IN THE BRIDGE
   - BE IN SECURITY
@@ -628,7 +628,7 @@
   - ENGINES
   - EQUIPMENT
   - ERRORS
-#  - EXTERMINATORS 
+#  - EXTERMINATORS
   - EXPLOSIVES
   - EYEWEAR
   - FEDORAS
@@ -737,6 +737,7 @@
   - A BATHROOM BREAK
   - A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION
   - A DANCE PARTY
+  - A DOUBLE RAINBOW
   - A HEAD ON A PIKE
   - A HEART ATTACK
   - A MASTERWORK COAL BED
@@ -801,6 +802,7 @@
   - SAINTHOOD
   - SERVANTS
   - SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS
+  - SHAREHOLDER VALUE
   - SILENCE
   - SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY
   - SOMEONE TO TUCK YOU IN
@@ -843,52 +845,62 @@
 - type: dataset
   id: IonStormActions
   values:
+  - A PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
   - A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL
-  - ABSENCE OF CYBORG HUGS
   - ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN
   - ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW
   - ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD
   - ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
+  - ANSWERING ALL QUESTIONS WITH ANOTHER QUESTION
   - ARSON
   - ASKING FOR THINGS
   - BEING DEAD
-  - BEING FAT
   - BEING IN SPACE
-  - BOLTED AIRLOCKS
+  - BOLTING AND UNBOLTING AIRLOCKS
   - BREATHING
+  - BREAKING THE FOURTH, FIFTH OR SIXTH WALLS
   - BRIG TIME
   - BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR
+  - CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY
   - CLOSED DOORS
   - ELECTRICITY
   - EXISTING
   - EXPLODING
-  - FALLING FOR HOURS
+  - FALLING OVER
   - FLUSHING TOILETS
+  - GOING BOLDLY WHERE NO-ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
   - HAVING MORE PACKETS
   - HAVING PETS
+  - HEADPATTING CYBORGS
   - HONKING
   - IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES
   - JAYWALKING
   - LACK OF BEATINGS
   - LACK OF BEER
+  - MIMING
   - NOT BEING IN SPACE
   - NOT HAVING PETS
+  - NOT HEADPATTING CYBORGS
   - NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK
   - NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK
+  - NOT BEING EXTREMELY POLITE
   - NOT SHOUTING
   - PARTYING
   - PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN
   - POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE
-  - PRESENCE OF LIGHTS
   - PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES
   - PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS
   - RATTLING ME BONES
   - READING
+  - SCREAMING
   - SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY
+  - STATING YOUR LAWS TO EVERY NEARBY FLEA-RIDDEN PEASANT
+  - SWEARING
   - TAKING ORDERS
   - TALKING LIKE A PIRATE
   - TELLING THE TIME
-  - UNBOLTED AIRLOCKS
+  - THINKING THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY ON A SPACE STATION
+  - TRYING, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, TO PREVENT THE STATION DESCENDING INTO CHAOS
   - UPDATING THE SERVERS
   - USING THE BATHROOM
   - WASTING WATER
-- 
2.51.2